Saturday, July 05, 2008

Are You A Hippie Jesus Freak?

Here is another page from my old website...

Are You A Hippie Jesus Freak?
 Are You A Hippie Jesus Freak? Take the test and find out...
The HIGHER your POINTS score the MORE of a Hippie Jesus Freak you are!

There is a total of 100 possible points.

  1. Have you ever said "God is groovy", "Hell is a real bummer", or "Get high on Jesus"? 10pts

  2. Have you ever said "Smile God loves you" to a total stranger? 10pts

  3. Were you baptized in an ocean, lake, river, or swimming pool? OR Have you ever baptized anyone in an ocean, lake, river, or swimming pool? 10pts

  4. What are you more likely to wear in church?:

  5. Brothers
    Blue Jeans and Tie-dye 10pts

    Suit and Tie 0pts

    Barefoot 10pts

    Sandals 5pts

    Wing Tips 0pts

    Patchwork Skirt 10pts

    Long Dress / Pants Suit 0pts

    Barefoot 10pts

    Sandals 5pts

    High Heels 0pts

  6. In church which ONE are you more likely to do?:

  7. Dance 10pts

    Clap your hands 5pts

    Tap your foot 3pts

  8. When reading your Bible which one are you more likely to snack on?:

  9. Tofu and Green Tea 10pts

    Pop Tarts and Pepsi 0pts

  10. How long is your hair?:

  11. Past your shoulders 10pts

    Just to your collar 5pts

    Shorter than 1/2 inch 0pts

    Have you ever taken your Bible to a drum circle? 10pts

    Have you ever taken your drum to church? 10pts

Total up your POINTS and find out what your POINTS score means.

What Your Test Points Say About You

The higher your POINTS score the more Hippie Jesus Freak you are. There are 100 POINTS possible and remember - this is just for fun and it is in no way meant to offend anyone!

But you are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a PECULIAR people; that you should show forth the praises of him who has called you out of darkness into his marvelous light... 1 Peter 2:9

100 POINTS: You are a total Hippie Jesus Freak! You are a free spirit, you are not afraid to sing and dance before the Lord, even in public places. Don't ever change!

75 to 99 POINTS: You color outside the lines more than the average Christian. You most likely drive a VW, you clap in time while you sing in church, and would you dance if you knew how. You're almost there!

50 to 74 POINTS: You most likely work a 9 to 5 job, live in the "burbs", and drive a Min-Van. You might even clap in church, but find it difficult keeping time. Don't give up!

25 to 49 POINTS: You work a 9 to 5 white collar job and drive a Lexus. You are afraid to clap in church because you might not be able to keep time while singing so you just tap your foot. Go on and give it a try!

0 to 24 POINTS: What can I say, God loves everyone, even "normal" people. Loosen up some!

Peace, Love, and Light through Jesus the Christ!
Kevin (Cloud)


coloradomama said...

I scored exactly 50%! There was a question about bringing a drum to church: I haven't done that but I sure have brought both my guitar and my tambourine. However, I didn't play them both at one time!
It is true, I do indeed live in the 'burbs, but I drive a Jeep now (I do live in Colorado, after all!) instead of a minivan (I used to drive one of those when the boys were young.
That was a fun test: I'm going to pass it on to my sister Katie.

Gooogle said...

Wow, how can you possibly call yourself hippies? Hippies take drugs and the only thing they like about organized religion is the free food, please tell me this is another one of those, "lets make christianity cool somehow" and you are not actually considering yourself hippies, because if you are, and I offer you a line of cocaine and you tell me some crap about loving Jesus Im going to flash you my ass hole.

coloradomama said...

WOW. Just WOW. What a party pooper. (Get it? ;-))
"Gooogle," I suspect you're too young to remember the whole "Jesus Freak" Movement or the whole "Hippie" thing, or maybe you lack a sense of humor. Not all Hippies did drugs. Some were into natural living and were "high on life." And who said anything about "Organized Religion?" Most Jesus Freaks gathered together with other Jesus Freaks, sang and read the bible, sometimes in a building, sometimes outside.
A sense of humor is a good thing to have. You sound a bit angry, or bitter, or something..So let me end with a popular Hippie Christian Jesus Freak saying of my generation: "SMILE! God loves you!"

Niki S said...

75%. Yes I drive a VW Tiguan, I use to have a Jetta, I want a GTI and a Camper Van, I drink Green Tea but no way on the Tofu so I gave my self half the points. I know I'm part Christian Hippy. And yes I love Tie Dye and Jesus! My church allows both us barefooters (flip flops in my case) and the dressy normal people. God is Groovy!
I am going to get me a drum to take to church to go with the lady that plays the tambourine.

keyman keys said...

Oh man bummer , I only got 70 but I was a long hair and beard Jesus Freak back in the 1970's . As soon as I retire I'll never cut my hair or beard again , man I can't wait . I am still serving God , amen . The church I go to is great , its come as you are and full of love . I even doing some preaching from time to time and jam on my guitar. Jesus will never leave us or forsake us .