The HIGHER your POINTS score the MORE of a Hippie Jesus Freak you are!
There is a total of 100 possible points.
- Have you ever said "God is groovy", "Hell is a real bummer", or "Get high on Jesus"? 10pts
- Have you ever said "Smile God loves you" to a total stranger? 10pts
- Were you baptized in an ocean, lake, river, or swimming pool? OR Have you ever baptized anyone in an ocean, lake, river, or swimming pool? 10pts
- What are you more likely to wear in church?:
- In church which ONE are you more likely to do?:
- When reading your Bible which one are you more likely to snack on?:
- How long is your hair?:
Brothers
Blue Jeans and Tie-dye 10pts
Suit and Tie 0pts
Barefoot 10pts
Sandals 5pts
Wing Tips 0pts
Sisters
Patchwork Skirt 10pts
Long Dress / Pants Suit 0pts
Barefoot 10pts
Sandals 5pts
High Heels 0pts
Dance 10pts
Clap your hands 5pts
Tap your foot 3pts
Tofu and Green Tea 10pts
Pop Tarts and Pepsi 0pts
Past your shoulders 10pts
Just to your collar 5pts
Shorter than 1/2 inch 0pts
Have you ever taken your Bible to a drum circle? 10pts
Have you ever taken your drum to church? 10pts
Total up your POINTS and find out what your POINTS score means.
The higher your POINTS score the more Hippie Jesus Freak you are. There are 100 POINTS possible and remember - this is just for fun and it is in no way meant to offend anyone!
But you are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a PECULIAR people; that you should show forth the praises of him who has called you out of darkness into his marvelous light... 1 Peter 2:9
100 POINTS: You are a total Hippie Jesus Freak! You are a free spirit, you are not afraid to sing and dance before the Lord, even in public places. Don't ever change!
75 to 99 POINTS: You color outside the lines more than the average Christian. You most likely drive a VW, you clap in time while you sing in church, and would you dance if you knew how. You're almost there!
50 to 74 POINTS: You most likely work a 9 to 5 job, live in the "burbs", and drive a Min-Van. You might even clap in church, but find it difficult keeping time. Don't give up!
25 to 49 POINTS: You work a 9 to 5 white collar job and drive a Lexus. You are afraid to clap in church because you might not be able to keep time while singing so you just tap your foot. Go on and give it a try!
0 to 24 POINTS: What can I say, God loves everyone, even "normal" people. Loosen up some!
Peace, Love, and Light through Jesus the Christ!
Kevin (Cloud)
5 comments:
I scored exactly 50%! There was a question about bringing a drum to church: I haven't done that but I sure have brought both my guitar and my tambourine. However, I didn't play them both at one time!
It is true, I do indeed live in the 'burbs, but I drive a Jeep now (I do live in Colorado, after all!) instead of a minivan (I used to drive one of those when the boys were young.
That was a fun test: I'm going to pass it on to my sister Katie.
Wow, how can you possibly call yourself hippies? Hippies take drugs and the only thing they like about organized religion is the free food, please tell me this is another one of those, "lets make christianity cool somehow" and you are not actually considering yourself hippies, because if you are, and I offer you a line of cocaine and you tell me some crap about loving Jesus Im going to flash you my ass hole.
WOW. Just WOW. What a party pooper. (Get it? ;-))
"Gooogle," I suspect you're too young to remember the whole "Jesus Freak" Movement or the whole "Hippie" thing, or maybe you lack a sense of humor. Not all Hippies did drugs. Some were into natural living and were "high on life." And who said anything about "Organized Religion?" Most Jesus Freaks gathered together with other Jesus Freaks, sang and read the bible, sometimes in a building, sometimes outside.
A sense of humor is a good thing to have. You sound a bit angry, or bitter, or something..So let me end with a popular Hippie Christian Jesus Freak saying of my generation: "SMILE! God loves you!"
75%. Yes I drive a VW Tiguan, I use to have a Jetta, I want a GTI and a Camper Van, I drink Green Tea but no way on the Tofu so I gave my self half the points. I know I'm part Christian Hippy. And yes I love Tie Dye and Jesus! My church allows both us barefooters (flip flops in my case) and the dressy normal people. God is Groovy!
I am going to get me a drum to take to church to go with the lady that plays the tambourine.
Oh man bummer , I only got 70 but I was a long hair and beard Jesus Freak back in the 1970's . As soon as I retire I'll never cut my hair or beard again , man I can't wait . I am still serving God , amen . The church I go to is great , its come as you are and full of love . I even doing some preaching from time to time and jam on my guitar. Jesus will never leave us or forsake us .
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