Saturday, July 05, 2008

Are You A Hippie Jesus Freak?

Here is another page from my old website...

Are You A Hippie Jesus Freak?
 Are You A Hippie Jesus Freak? Take the test and find out...
The HIGHER your POINTS score the MORE of a Hippie Jesus Freak you are!

There is a total of 100 possible points.

  1. Have you ever said "God is groovy", "Hell is a real bummer", or "Get high on Jesus"? 10pts

  2. Have you ever said "Smile God loves you" to a total stranger? 10pts

  3. Were you baptized in an ocean, lake, river, or swimming pool? OR Have you ever baptized anyone in an ocean, lake, river, or swimming pool? 10pts

  4. What are you more likely to wear in church?:

  5. Brothers
    Blue Jeans and Tie-dye 10pts

    Suit and Tie 0pts

    Barefoot 10pts

    Sandals 5pts

    Wing Tips 0pts

    Patchwork Skirt 10pts

    Long Dress / Pants Suit 0pts

    Barefoot 10pts

    Sandals 5pts

    High Heels 0pts

  6. In church which ONE are you more likely to do?:

  7. Dance 10pts

    Clap your hands 5pts

    Tap your foot 3pts

  8. When reading your Bible which one are you more likely to snack on?:

  9. Tofu and Green Tea 10pts

    Pop Tarts and Pepsi 0pts

  10. How long is your hair?:

  11. Past your shoulders 10pts

    Just to your collar 5pts

    Shorter than 1/2 inch 0pts

    Have you ever taken your Bible to a drum circle? 10pts

    Have you ever taken your drum to church? 10pts

Total up your POINTS and find out what your POINTS score means.

What Your Test Points Say About You

The higher your POINTS score the more Hippie Jesus Freak you are. There are 100 POINTS possible and remember - this is just for fun and it is in no way meant to offend anyone!

But you are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a PECULIAR people; that you should show forth the praises of him who has called you out of darkness into his marvelous light... 1 Peter 2:9

100 POINTS: You are a total Hippie Jesus Freak! You are a free spirit, you are not afraid to sing and dance before the Lord, even in public places. Don't ever change!

75 to 99 POINTS: You color outside the lines more than the average Christian. You most likely drive a VW, you clap in time while you sing in church, and would you dance if you knew how. You're almost there!

50 to 74 POINTS: You most likely work a 9 to 5 job, live in the "burbs", and drive a Min-Van. You might even clap in church, but find it difficult keeping time. Don't give up!

25 to 49 POINTS: You work a 9 to 5 white collar job and drive a Lexus. You are afraid to clap in church because you might not be able to keep time while singing so you just tap your foot. Go on and give it a try!

0 to 24 POINTS: What can I say, God loves everyone, even "normal" people. Loosen up some!

Peace, Love, and Light through Jesus the Christ!
Kevin (Cloud)